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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:09

Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why don't some people like the 10 Commandments?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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What are the causes of over sweating?
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Meta Agreed to Pay up for Scale AI but Then Wanted More for Its Money - The Information
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
Still no good
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to