Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why don't some people like the 10 Commandments?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are the causes of over sweating?

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Meta Agreed to Pay up for Scale AI but Then Wanted More for Its Money - The Information

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?

Still no good

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Can the existence of past lives be proven without the use of hypnosis or a pendulum to inquire about previous incarnations?

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to